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PostSubject: 0 TO 200 IN 6 Seconds!   Sat Dec 12, 2009 10:56 am

0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday Shocked .
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PostSubject: Re: 0 TO 200 IN 6 Seconds!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:28 pm

lol, see how women are evil? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: 0 TO 200 IN 6 Seconds!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:11 pm

Devil_Unleashed wrote:
lol, see how women are evil? Razz
u mean men?
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PostSubject: Re: 0 TO 200 IN 6 Seconds!   Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:50 pm

No, I meant women. She killed the guy. Evil or Very Mad
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PostSubject: Re: 0 TO 200 IN 6 Seconds!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:50 am

You know this would be a perfect gift idea for the holidays! :)
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PostSubject: Re: 0 TO 200 IN 6 Seconds!   Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:47 am

Bravados wrote:
You know this would be a perfect gift idea for the holidays! :)
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sure! if you want to be single for the rest of you'r life Smile lol
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PostSubject: Re: 0 TO 200 IN 6 Seconds!   Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:51 pm

Bravados wrote:
You know this would be a perfect gift idea for the holidays! :)

looooool
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PostSubject: Re: 0 TO 200 IN 6 Seconds!   Fri Dec 25, 2009 6:18 pm

very good joke!
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